I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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