Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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