New invention idea: vibrating tampons
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
