She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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