I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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