He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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