i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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