Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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