Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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