Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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