So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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