ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
she told me i tasted like america
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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