youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
