So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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