Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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