I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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