The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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