If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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