Plan B is the new Plan A
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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