yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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