You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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