we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Randomize
