you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
