cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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