You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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