he thought i was a dude.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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