Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Boobs are out for the taking
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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