i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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