I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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