i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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