it's too hot outside to masturbate.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
you will always have a special place in my vag
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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