How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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