Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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