gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
My underwear smells like fireworks.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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