She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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