ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
