I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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