Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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