i would punch a child for taco bell
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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