margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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