All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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