There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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