scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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