This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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