It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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