is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
