speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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