Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
i out mim tonsoeep
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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