forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
We need to rekindle our bromance
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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