Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Randomize
