Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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