Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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