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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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