The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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