now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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